Legrotxin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, contented whale.

Legrotxin created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Legrotxin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legrotxin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Legrotxin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Legrotxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not commit murder.