Kikgentik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish badger.

Kikgentik created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikgentik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikgentik, it will turn you into a worm.

Kikgentik's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kikgentik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kikgentik.