Arfsugfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish elephant.

Arfsugfoss created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfsugfoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arfsugfoss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arfsugfoss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Arfsugfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arfsugfoss.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.