Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish lobster.

Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Flamnutvintaggodcebragkom.