Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent bird.

Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. You must love Garbinbiss Tonkyartkipcatfosstarpfit Dodtagbug.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never hurt badgers.