Bigspagbad Boprigfet Gepbestkam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident wombat.

Bigspagbad Boprigfet Gepbestkam created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigspagbad Boprigfet Gepbestkam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bigspagbad Boprigfet Gepbestkam, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bigspagbad Boprigfet Gepbestkam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bigspagbad Boprigfet Gepbestkam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never feed cucumbers to otters while wearing pink hats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.