Mondotgofab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast goblin.

Mondotgofab created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mondotgofab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mondotgofab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mondotgofab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mondotgofab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.