Fargabponflap Milpasleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fargabponflap Milpasleg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargabponflap Milpasleg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fargabponflap Milpasleg, she will turn you into a goat.

Fargabponflap Milpasleg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fargabponflap Milpasleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing mauve boots and balancing nine tin spheres on your legs.