Cuncitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair shrew.

Cuncitdog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuncitdog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuncitdog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cuncitdog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cuncitdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cuncitdog.

2. Never run in the presence of swans.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never prepare nuts during spring.

5. Worship no other gods but Cuncitdog.