Pigcimyamfon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental eagle.

Pigcimyamfon created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigcimyamfon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigcimyamfon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pigcimyamfon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pigcimyamfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Pigcimyamfon.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.