Ragyatcid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient crab.

Ragyatcid created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyatcid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragyatcid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ragyatcid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ragyatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing shorts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Ragyatcid on top of important buildings.