Nuttbugfad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful hydra.

Nuttbugfad created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbugfad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttbugfad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nuttbugfad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nuttbugfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

5. Do not commit murder.