Wanfadhit Fignakdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful monkey.

Wanfadhit Fignakdib created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanfadhit Fignakdib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wanfadhit Fignakdib, he will turn you into a duck.

Wanfadhit Fignakdib's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wanfadhit Fignakdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat green fruit.