Cintadhen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent cat.

Cintadhen created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cintadhen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cintadhen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cintadhen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cintadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing shoes.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always help eagles in need.