Vedflow is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful wasp.

Vedflow created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedflow, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vedflow, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vedflow's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vedflow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Always wear white.

4. Run away from turquoise nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.