Vaghotbeggofcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.

Vaghotbeggofcuss created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaghotbeggofcuss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vaghotbeggofcuss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vaghotbeggofcuss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vaghotbeggofcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed lots of bread to frogs while wearing mauve coats.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.