Zigflanman is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Zigflanman created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Zigflanman, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigflanman, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zigflanman's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zigflanman's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never wear fawn stockings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.