Yakbepbud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able weasel.

Yakbepbud created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbepbud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakbepbud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yakbepbud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yakbepbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown corsets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Do not take Yakbepbud's name in vain.