Catcunget is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous centaur.

Catcunget created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catcunget, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catcunget, she will turn you into a sheep.

Catcunget's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Catcunget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never hurt snails.