Rigvadbonfit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent centipede.

Rigvadbonfit created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvadbonfit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigvadbonfit, he will not invite you to parties.

Rigvadbonfit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rigvadbonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

3. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

4. Never wear turquoise boots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.