Dudnanbut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable skunk.

Dudnanbut created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dudnanbut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudnanbut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dudnanbut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dudnanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear pink skirts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from turquoise squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Dudnanbut's priests.