Canfedmat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage whale.

Canfedmat created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canfedmat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Canfedmat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Canfedmat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Canfedmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Canfedmat loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Canfedmat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your arms indigo.