Viggemquill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring faun.

Viggemquill created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Viggemquill, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Viggemquill, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Viggemquill's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Viggemquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to birds while wearing blue ear rings.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wash your feet before prayer.

5. Never talk about fire.