Wanflagved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Wanflagved created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wanflagved, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wanflagved, it will turn you into a worm.

Wanflagved's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wanflagved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanflagved.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never leap in holy places.