Raplogkad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced yak.

Raplogkad created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raplogkad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Raplogkad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Raplogkad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Raplogkad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never mix melons with blood.

5. Do not hurt goats.