Jamquagvogjon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty wyvern.

Jamquagvogjon created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamquagvogjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jamquagvogjon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jamquagvogjon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jamquagvogjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Put Jamquagvogjon first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Jamquagvogjon loves pigs, so they must be honoured.