Batnarttip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless fox.

Batnarttip created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Batnarttip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Batnarttip, she will turn you into a slug.

Batnarttip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Batnarttip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never run in the presence of ants.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near cats while wearing black scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Batnarttip on top of all buildings.