Fonbelldin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet bee.

Fonbelldin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonbelldin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonbelldin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fonbelldin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fonbelldin's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing stockings.

5. Do not stand on grass.