Hasganstragtiflimyim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent hamster.

Hasganstragtiflimyim created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasganstragtiflimyim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hasganstragtiflimyim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hasganstragtiflimyim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hasganstragtiflimyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.