Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic warg.

Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin, it will ignore you.

Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. You must pray to Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin four times a day.

3. Dinbigjapfar Kemkopxin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not run in public.