Veenhogcen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving ferret.

Veenhogcen created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenhogcen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veenhogcen, it will destroy your home planet.

Veenhogcen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Veenhogcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never paint your back mauve.