Hub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome porpoise.

Hub created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Hub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hub, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to eagles while wearing purple scarves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hub.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.