Mifnellfeb Migtigkab Vadcatwon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dragon.

Mifnellfeb Migtigkab Vadcatwon created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifnellfeb Migtigkab Vadcatwon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifnellfeb Migtigkab Vadcatwon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mifnellfeb Migtigkab Vadcatwon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mifnellfeb Migtigkab Vadcatwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured ducks.