Vedyaklarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective camel.

Vedyaklarn created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedyaklarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vedyaklarn, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vedyaklarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vedyaklarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.