Quillhadmon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive bear.

Quillhadmon created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillhadmon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quillhadmon, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Quillhadmon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quillhadmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.