Hogyarltag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent butterfly.

Hogyarltag created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogyarltag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogyarltag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hogyarltag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hogyarltag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Hogyarltag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.