Padsisbep is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing lizard.

Padsisbep created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Padsisbep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padsisbep, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Padsisbep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Padsisbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing gray corsets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padsisbep.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.