Feddincutcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent snake.

Feddincutcap created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Feddincutcap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Feddincutcap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Feddincutcap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Feddincutcap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Feddincutcap.

2. Hide if nine badgers approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Feddincutcap on top of all buildings.