Stiknegbimsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stiknegbimsan created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknegbimsan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiknegbimsan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stiknegbimsan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Stiknegbimsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Do not take Stiknegbimsan's name in vain.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing gray coats.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.