Quatbablun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent goat.

Quatbablun created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Quatbablun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quatbablun, he will turn you into a snail.

Quatbablun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quatbablun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.

3. Quatbablun loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.