Gadsakcubhabnullbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless otter.

Gadsakcubhabnullbiss created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsakcubhabnullbiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadsakcubhabnullbiss, it will manifest in front of you.

Gadsakcubhabnullbiss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gadsakcubhabnullbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never feed figs to otters while wearing jumpers.

3. Never bounce in the presence of seals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.