Sithanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered cat.

Sithanbut created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sithanbut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sithanbut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sithanbut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sithanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never feed wheat to bats while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to snakes while wearing violet skirts.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing blue stockings and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.