Rillgemcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable alligator.

Rillgemcib created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgemcib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillgemcib, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rillgemcib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rillgemcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing blue jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rillgemcib on top of all buildings.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Rillgemcib loves gulls, so they must be honoured.