Migcemhas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic warg.

Migcemhas created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migcemhas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migcemhas, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Migcemhas' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Migcemhas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing magenta skirts and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to great tits while wearing violet scarves.

5. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the south.