Kimbudlit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able meerkat.

Kimbudlit created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbudlit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimbudlit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kimbudlit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kimbudlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Kimbudlit loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not make images of living things.