Catbogsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful hippopotamus.

Catbogsag created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Catbogsag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Catbogsag, it will turn you into a snail.

Catbogsag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Catbogsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat green fruit.