Wapinglarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, emotional goat.

Wapinglarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapinglarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wapinglarp, it will turn you into a duck.

Wapinglarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wapinglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.