Stafrulhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful goat.

Stafrulhug created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafrulhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stafrulhug, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stafrulhug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stafrulhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Retreat if three doves approach from the west.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.