Tinwegged is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering goblin.

Tinwegged created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinwegged, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinwegged, she will be very unhappy.

Tinwegged's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tinwegged's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear brown scarves on sacred days.

5. Always share peas with strangers, but never with great tits.