Cubwatflow is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, benevolent bird.

Cubwatflow created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubwatflow, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubwatflow, it will cry a lot.

Cubwatflow's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cubwatflow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cubwatflow.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.