Jopkipsis Wonsag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing raven.

Jopkipsis Wonsag created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopkipsis Wonsag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jopkipsis Wonsag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jopkipsis Wonsag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jopkipsis Wonsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jopkipsis Wonsag.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.