Tikwantag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind hummingbird.

Tikwantag created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikwantag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tikwantag, it will turn you into a snail.

Tikwantag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tikwantag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before touching copper.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.