Nutcibpog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful bird.

Nutcibpog created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutcibpog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutcibpog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nutcibpog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nutcibpog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of bread to mites while wearing brown dresses.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.