Dobmanwab Bonkgunspagnib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, generous toad.

Dobmanwab Bonkgunspagnib created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmanwab Bonkgunspagnib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobmanwab Bonkgunspagnib, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobmanwab Bonkgunspagnib's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dobmanwab Bonkgunspagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Never mix garlic with blood.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.