Listsitflan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy snake.

Listsitflan created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listsitflan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listsitflan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Listsitflan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Listsitflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never wear purple tights.

5. Do not speak about lemons.