Bifpinxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental wasp.

Bifpinxuck created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifpinxuck, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bifpinxuck, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bifpinxuck's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bifpinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never pour water over plants.