Hudpagstipraw is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive goblin.

Hudpagstipraw created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Hudpagstipraw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudpagstipraw, he will be very unhappy.

Hudpagstipraw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hudpagstipraw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Hudpagstipraw seven times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hudpagstipraw on top of all buildings.