Cusskarnull Afzoggatcun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful dingo.

Cusskarnull Afzoggatcun created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusskarnull Afzoggatcun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusskarnull Afzoggatcun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cusskarnull Afzoggatcun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cusskarnull Afzoggatcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.