Rulldadtetti Witcanlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow penguin.

Rulldadtetti Witcanlarg created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldadtetti Witcanlarg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulldadtetti Witcanlarg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rulldadtetti Witcanlarg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rulldadtetti Witcanlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.