Kencadsat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able dugong.

Kencadsat created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kencadsat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kencadsat, he will turn you into a duck.

Kencadsat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kencadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if four snails approach from the north.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing cyan coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Never hop in holy places.