Dumsandmil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil raven.

Dumsandmil created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsandmil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumsandmil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dumsandmil's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dumsandmil's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear fawn coats.

5. Never hurt whales.
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