Tofbopnatwatban Sindavquam Wiprulsat
is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered
warg
.
Tofbopnatwatban Sindavquam Wiprulsat
created silver five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tofbopnatwatban Sindavquam Wiprulsat
, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Tofbopnatwatban Sindavquam Wiprulsat
, it will turn you into a rock.
Tofbopnatwatban Sindavquam Wiprulsat's
most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Tofbopnatwatban Sindavquam Wiprulsat's Holy Commandments
1. Never think ill of sick goats.
2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not kill pigs.
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