Latruttun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous goose.

Latruttun created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latruttun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Latruttun, she will turn you into a rock.

Latruttun's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Latruttun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue mites, for they are unholy.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never cross forests at midday.